Thread: Virtuoso Classics Genre&Vintage Showcases&Retro Porn

The Millionaire | 522.3 MB




Actress: Caroline Melle, Hellene Chevalier, Nathalie de Bon, Emmanuelle Kane, Jean-Pierre Armand, Yves Baillard
Year: 1990

Duration: 01:21:00
Video type: 240p
Video Format: Windows Media
FileSize: 522.3 MB
Extension: asf || Resolution: 320x240 (4:3) || Frame Rate: fps || Format VC-1

Ein Million?r l?sst einen Freund und drei Sexh?schen zur Party auf sein Landhaus au?erhalb der Stadt mit dem Hubschrauber einfliegen. Die munteren G?ste legen schon im Hubschrauber los, es wird kr?ftig geblasen. Kaum angekommen werden Fr?chte in Form einer nackten Sch?nheit gereicht, die als Obstteller garniert wurde. W?hrend alle gleich zum Wesentlichen kommen, sondert sich eine Lady ab und findet ein Spezialbett mit Zubeh?r. Sie legt eine Solonummer aufs Bett, wie selten gezeigt. W?hrend in den anderen R?umlichkeiten die Sperma-, Fick-, Blasorgie ihren au?ergew?hnlichen Verlauf nimmt. - Ein mussmanunbedingsgesehenhaben Film!

The_Millionaire.asf

The Muthers | 520.5 MB




Actress: Marsha Jordan, Kathy Williams, Virginia Gordon, Linda O'Bryant, Anita Cameo, Victoria Bond, Jim Fields, Paul Austin, Peter Cameron, Gil Lee, Bob Hunter, Jean Deaux, Victor Savage, Denise Miller, Bud Norris, Eric Haims, Steve Vincent, Earl D'Eon, Larry Martinelli, Robert von Koehler
Year: 1968

Duration: 01:14:05
Video type: 480p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 520.5 MB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 640x480 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 25.000 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

While their husbands are at work, bored suburban housewives hang out at the Pink Swan bar, trolling for local studs, while their teen daughters smoke pot at pool parties.

The_Muthers.avi

The Nurses | 1.2 GB




Year: 1971

Duration: 01:10:17
Video type: 464p
Video Format: Matroska
FileSize: 1.2 GB
Extension: mkv || Resolution: 694x464 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format AVC

So the nurses was made for a tiny audience, hence on a low-budget. What is striking, however, is that it plays like a real film, albeit a very poor one. It does not resemble the hundreds of "1-day wonders" one sees in video reissues stemming from the 1970-71 early days of porn. Same team made a followup for Sherpix called YOUNG STARLETS, which I'm anxious to see, expecting pretty much more of the same.
I'm reviewing the DVD-R issue from Something Weird; more recently it has been revived on DVD in a "Naughty Nurses" double feature from After Hours Cinema.
Set in a hospital, film is a series of vignettes with very little carry-through storyline. While played straight (most of the cast can't act worth a lick, hired for other reasons), many scenes are conceived on the level of a burlesque sketch, as in the opener of a poor schmo ordered to deliver a semen specimen, and getting the pretty femme lab assistant in the next room to "help out".
Problem of course is that lack of talent, both behind and in front of the camera, results in unfunny episodes. Sure, you can see where the joke is intended, but only groans are possible. Some of the women are marginally good-looking, but none of the stunning beauties from the softcore era nor the striking good-lookers like Suzanne Fields and Rene Bond from the XXX days are present. The guys are strictly no-namers too, and unusually hairy (all-over), perhaps a turn-on for some fetishist but hardly what proved to be successful in porn.
Though made for slightly wider release than a storefront movie, THE NURSES is still technically crude, with the loud sound of the camera motor evident in many scenes. It is not very arousing either, as in one slo-mo ejaculation closeup that comes off as comical. Even the lesbian scene by one aggressive Head Nurse Flanders lacks the usually sensual overtones that were standard in such scenes during the softcore heyday.
A couple of kinky scenes left me cold. In one, a young nurse applies an enema to her patient, while simultaneously having intercourse with him. Another extended gynecological exam has all the demerits of the soon-to-be overdone "gynecological closeups" approach to porn, without any of the pluses. Both scenes come off as literally clinical.
Overall the nurses shows filmmakers fumbling around seeking a new art form, awaiting the arrival of auteurs like Gerard Damiano with his great cameraman Joao Fernandes to show them how it's done.

The_Nurses.mkv

The Orgy Machine | 1.27 GB




Actress: Jan Davis, Pete Dawson, Uschi Digard, John Holmes, Lynn Holmes, William Howard, William Kirschner, Billy Lane, Devon Mayer, Jim Mayer, Annette Michael, Carmen Olivera
Year: 1972

Duration: 01:02:34
Video type: 478p
Video Format: MPEG-4
FileSize: 1.27 GB
Extension: mp4 || Resolution: 624x478 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 24.000 fps || Format AVC

Mad scientist, Verner Von Sperm creates the ultimate weapon: The Orgy Machine! With it he can focus on anyone in the world and drive them mad with lust, filling them with such desire for constant sex that they lose control. With thousands of victims in his control like this, he could make a fortune having countries pay him to let their important officials return to a normal life by turning off his orgy machine and releasing them from its clutches

The_Orgy_Machine.mp4

The Penetration Of Elle Rio | 1.11 GB




Actress: Elle Rio, Sharon Mitchell, Tanya Foxx, Marc Wallice, Wayne Stevens, Buddy Love.
Year: 1987

Duration: 01:14:32
Video type: 480p
Video Format: MPEG-4
FileSize: 1.11 GB
Extension: mp4 || Resolution: 640x480 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format AVC

The Penetration of Elle Rio is an erotic and stimulating presentation of the hottest actress in adult video. Hustler magazine calls centerfold Elle Rio "A hot-blooded Brazilian sexpot with a ravenous body - a sexual dynamo". Sharon Mitchell co-stars with Tanya Fox and Viper. "The tattooed snake woman". The story features Viper a dazzling sex scene show with electrifying strobe lights, sure to become a classic. Elle Rio exhibits all her raw talent as she portrays the nasty other woman in a story which includes six penetrations. A must for sex vid fans - The Penetration of Elle Rio is fast, furious, hot, steaming and passionate.

The_Penetration_Of_Elle_Rio.mp4

The Young Model | 1.07 GB




Actress: Lynn Holmes, Suzanne Fields, Patti Lee.
Year: 1971

Duration: 00:55:33
Video type: 480p
Video Format: Matroska
FileSize: 1.07 GB
Extension: mkv || Resolution: 714x480 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format AVC

The_Young_Model.mkv

Three Men And A Barbi | 723.3 MB




Actresses
Cherry Hill
Eva Allen
Fallon
Tanya Foxx
Valentina
Actors
Buck Adams
Jerry Butler
Randy West
Year: 1988

Duration: 01:21:17
Video type: 480p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 723.3 MB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 640x480 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

There's lots of nice scenery and sex in the great outdoors in this erotic escapade. Lovely Faryn Heights brings her ample talents to her role as Barbi, a young woman who decides to chuck it all for awhile and go live in the woods with her Uncle Ted. Once there, she meets a few men who interest her in purely sensual ways. Buck Adams comes along as Ted's newly single buddy who needs some help forgetting the woman who left him. Before long, it's up to Faryn to help out a whole host of Uncle Ted's horny pals. This films also the stars the erotic and hot Cheri Hill. So watch out! This movie is a good one, full of caring sex and lots of beautiful back-to-nature eroticism. "Collector's Choice!" - XVG.

Three_Men_And_A_Barbi.avi

Through the Looking Glass | 1.58 GB




Actress: Catharine Burgess, Jamie Gillis, Laura Nicholson, Kristen Steen, Douglas Wood, Kim Pope, Eve Every, Ultramax, Roger Caine, Nancy Dare, Terri Hall, Jeffrey Hurst, Rocky Millstone, Grover Griffith, Victoria Karl
Year: 1976

Duration: 01:31:19
Video type: 480p
Video Format: MPEG-4
FileSize: 1.58 GB
Extension: mp4 || Resolution: 720x480 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format AVC

Catherine Burgess plays an ultra rich matron who escapes her boring aristocratic lifestyle when a demon resembling her father beckons her to the other side of the mirror. Her secret passions eventually lead her through the mirror into a world of carnal desire
-A rich socialite escapes her boring lifestyle when a ghost takes her to a sexual hell where anything goes.

Through_the_Looking_Glass.mp4

Tout est permis | 963.2 MB




Year: 1978

Duration: 01:26:13
Video type: 448p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 963.2 MB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 672x448 (3:2) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

Tout_est_permis.avi

Trading Partners | 1.17 GB




Actress: Diva, Martina, Erica Boyer, Lili Marlene, Gina, Francois, Nick Niter, Billy Dee, Chris Chase, Don Fernando, David Christopher
Year: 1984

Duration: 01:17:08
Video type: 480p
Video Format: MPEG-4
FileSize: 1.17 GB
Extension: mp4 || Resolution: 720x480 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format AVC

Trading_Partners.mp4