Thread: Virtuoso Classics Genre&Vintage Showcases&Retro Porn

Hardbreak Ridge | 713.5 MB




Actresses
Charlotte Leigh
Debi Diamond
Renee Morgan

Year: 1990

Duration: 01:16:22
Video type: 360p
Video Format: Windows Media
FileSize: 713.5 MB
Extension: wmv || Resolution: 480x360 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format VC-1

Who knows why they called it Hardbreak Ridge, probably the same reason why the most famous ice creamery based in Arizona named their franchise "Cold Stone". Everyone knows that there are no cold stones in Arizona...pause. The only thing hard in this movie are the cocks going into these three hot gals ridges! The creamery comes later, after they've had their "fill". It`s why we love the 80`s classics so much!

Hardbreak_Ridge.wmv

Hear My Wet Dreams | 578.9 MB




Actress: Annie Selfridge, Marina del Rey, Melanie Melange, Souad Abdul, Christoph Clark, Yves Baillat, Frank Mazars
Year: 1989

Duration: 00:56:16
Video type: 526p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 578.9 MB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 716x526 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 25.000 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

Video Teresa Orlowski № 7030

Hear_My_Wet_Dreams.avi

Horny Ass Connection | 705.4 MB




Year: 1980

Duration: 01:10:50
Video type: 576p
Video Format: MPEG-4
FileSize: 705.4 MB
Extension: mp4 || Resolution: 720x576 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 25.000 fps || Format AVC

Horny_Ass_Connection.mp4

Ich, die pissende Analstute | 1.17 GB




Actress: Marianne Sperber
Year: 1990

Duration: 01:18:14
Video type: 480p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 1.17 GB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 640x480 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 25.000 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

Ich_die_pissende_Analstute.avi

Il vizio nel ventre | 1.35 GB




Actress: Marina Hedman, Karin Schubert, Christophe Clark, Roberto Malone, Rocco Siffredi
Year: 1987

Duration: 01:16:40
Video type: 544p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 1.35 GB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 688x544 (5:4) || Frame Rate: 25.000 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

Film tutto sommato nella norma di meta/fine anni 80 con un vari fastidiosi temi musicali in sottofondo (immancabili del resto) ma che ha il pregio di mostrarci un giovane Rocco Siffredi impegnato con la signora Lotar, l'episodio piu interessante infatti e sicuramente il 7, come il voto che gli assegno, che sarebbe stato un 6 e mezzo se non fosse per la performance che ho appena nominato.

Il_vizio_nel_ventre.avi

Im Namen der Hose Eine nach der Anderen | 925.4 MB




Year: 1977

Duration: 01:22:15
Video type: 432p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 925.4 MB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 672x432 (16:10) || Frame Rate: 25.000 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

Story of Q is located around Lake Geneva and deals with the amorous adventures of Christophe, a young good-looking student.
'Q' is the abbreviation for the french word 'quotidien' which means 'daily' and illustrates the frequency of his sexual needs.
Celia, the blonde niece of a friend of his mother is his favourite. Things change when Heidi, another friend's daughter, stays a few weeks at their home. All attempts to conquer her heart (and body) fail and he continues his love affairs with other girls.
Fiction and reality are mixed and in the end she's going to leave.
The film consists of mostly brief sex scenes which tend to be as superficial as the characters.

Im_Namen_der_Hose_Eine_nach_der_Anderen.avi

In The Sign Of The Musical | 301.2 MB




Year: 1977

Duration: 00:21:36
Video type: 396p
Video Format: MPEG-4
FileSize: 301.2 MB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 720x396 (16:9) || Frame Rate: 25.000 fps || Format AVC

In_The_Sign_Of_The_Musical.avi

Inches for Keisha. John T. Bone | 776.5 MB




Actress: Keisha, Jack Baker, Erica Boyer, Tom Byron, Barbara Dare, Max DeLong, John Holmes, Ron Jeremy, Amber Lynn, Kathlyn Moore, Peter North, Blake Palmer, Keli Richards, Joanna Storm, Heather Wayne, Jessica Wylde
Year: 1988

Duration: 01:17:53
Video type: 240p
Video Format: MPEG-PS
FileSize: 776.5 MB
Extension: mpg || Resolution: 352x240 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format MPEG Video

Janis, a young housewife, wakes up sweating, hot; she just had a wet dream. All through the day and night she fantasizes about big cocks. As she tells the stories, we see the scenes. Her husband, Rufus, finally brings home a colleague, who has a huge dick, for his wife to enjoy.

Inches_for_Keisha._John_T._Bone.mpg

It Came From Love | 1.23 GB




Actress: Mr. Zeno, Buddy Boone, Mycle Brandy, Rick Conlin
Year: 1972

Duration: 00:58:03
Video type: 464p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 1.23 GB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 640x464 (1.379) || Frame Rate: 23.976 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

Horny spacemen invade Earth in search of unwilling partners. A low budget freak-fest that asks the question "How many women can one alien satisfy?"

It_Came_From_Love.avi

James Love 007. Reseau particulier | 743.3 MB




Actresses
Cathy Stewart as Kate Baxter, plays agent Sylvia
Diane Suresne as a blonde, groupie by the pool
Hare Krane plays a lab assistant to the Professor
Isabelle Brell as Isabelle Tara, plays Agent Kathleen
Laura Clair plays the Colonel's secretary
Marianne Aubert plays a lab assistant to the Professor
Patricia Santos plays a party guest
Tilda uncredited

Year: 1980

Duration: 01:25:09
Video type: 480p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 743.3 MB
Extension: AVI || Resolution: 640x480 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 30.000 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

The only females credited are a Kate Baxter and an an Isabelle Tara. Probably Kate Baxter is meant to be Cathy Stewart and Isabelle Tara is the Asian-looking girl, Isabelle Brell.
A spoof James Bond film with hardcore. James Love must thwart the plans of the mad professor who has invented a virus (delivered in strawberry jam) that makes penises go limp. Apart from James's female assistants (one of whom is Sylvia, played by Cathy Stewart) and groupies, the mad professor has two female lab assistants, one of whom is Marianne Aubert and the other XNK0457, and a couple of female friends who attend the party/orgy he holds.
Agent Kathleen (Isabelle Brell) is the Colonel's agent inside the Professor's organisation. She overhears the Profesor and his lab assistants talk of their successful development of the virus. She is overheard telephoning the information to the Colonel by Alban Ceray who blackmails her into having sex with him, which she does, but poisons him afterwards.
Meanwhile the colonel has phoned James Love, interrupting a threesome by an indoor pool with a blonde (XNK0285) and a brunette (XNK0458). Cathy Stewart is the Miss Moneypenny figure and James flirts with her as usual on his way in to see the Colonel.
Agent Kathleen gets an invitation for James and Sylvia to attend a celebration party thrown by the Professor. Jacky Jack and the black lab assistant are among the guests, as are XNK0459 and Patricia Santos, but Marianne Aubert is not present.
Kathleen shows James where the virus is kept so that they can return later to blow the safe. they then go back to the party which has become an orgy. Sylvia seduces the professor in an attemtp to distract him, but he hears the explosion. James and Kathleen are captured and subjected to torture by blow job and dildo by the lab assistants, but sylvia has escaped and gone to fetch help.
She returns with two other female agents, a blonde, Brigitte (XNK0461), and a brunette (XNK0462). Agent Brigitte distracts the guards (one is Jacky Jack) by getting them to take her to an outhouse and fuck her. Then the other two break in and disarm them. They then rescue James and Kathleen.
Finally, in typical Bond style, James is seen cavorting with a former enemy (the black lab assistant) and a brunette (XNK0464). But the Colonel has been inflicted with the virus and in spite of the (implied) efforts of a blonde secretary called Tatamarie (XNK0463), he cannot get it up.
As spoof comedy porn films go - even soft ones, this is a good one. No worse than some of the dire soft core efforts of 70s Britain.

James_Love_007._Reseau_particulier.AVI