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    “Welcome back everybody” is apparently not a good way to start a speech…

    If you’re the best man at your friend’s second wedding.

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    I can’t believe I got arrested for impersonating a politician.

    I was just sitting around doing nothing.

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    What do you call fake potatoes?

    Imitaters.

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    I should have known better than to flush my wooden shoes down the toilet.

    Now it’s clogged.

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    The man who invented Velcro died.

    RIP.

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    Apparently, 29% of pet owners let their pet sleep on the bed with them, so I gave it a try.

    My goldfish died.

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    If I had a dollar for every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food…

    I could almost afford a small popcorn.

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    A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic paintings of the Ford F-150.

    He’s a pickup artist.

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    Before my surgery, the anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

    It was an ether/oar situation.

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    My favorite word is “Drool”.

    It sort of rolls off the tongue.

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